Theme
3:11pm April 17, 2014

- Athens, shirt. Sparta, skin.
- Guess I’ll be the Spartan.

3:10pm April 17, 2014

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

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Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

3:08pm April 17, 2014
3:07pm April 17, 2014
gingerbbatch:

seen on oxford street #anactualbus #harrypotter

gingerbbatch:

seen on oxford street #anactualbus #harrypotter

3:06pm April 17, 2014

You said lube was a really important part of this movie-making-process for you…

2:58pm April 17, 2014

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

2:57pm April 17, 2014

superwholockgarfield:

sharkybutt:

to-rakuen:

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oh look now we don’t have to look outside anymore 

such a beautiful night tonight

this is the saddest thing ive ever seen on here

2:56pm April 17, 2014
kriskenshin:

I don’t understand relationships

kriskenshin:

I don’t understand relationships

2:56pm April 17, 2014

silvermoon424:

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2:55pm April 17, 2014

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

2:54pm April 17, 2014

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

image

2:53pm April 17, 2014

pepperrppotts:

I do what he does, just slower.